This site was founded on 12.15.01.

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We hope the incoherent babblings of our writers is some what amusing. Here at Popular Goatamuse we do not censor our writers thoughts. This is both good and bad.

Good for the reason of producing "funny" "interesting" or " crazy" articles.

Bad in that some of the things our writers may post could possibly be offensive.

We are sorry if you are offended.

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Meet a Goatamuse writer...Dr. Wizard.

  Hello to all readers of the Goatamuse from across the globe.  It is I, Dr. Wizard here to tell you a little about myself.  First off I must confess, I am neither a doctor, nor a wizard.  Funny story about how I got that name...but I don't really want to tell you that. 

  I am actually a strong believer in someone should not be referred to as doctor unless:  They can stop blood from spraying from my head...They can fill in my caviety....They can correct my vision so I do not go down the wrong way on a one way street again.  When someone asks if there is a doctor in the house?  They are not looking for the nearest proffessor.

  Some of my observations may be scientific in nature, it is just my educational backround coming into play.  If I get rambling or start to go into circles I must appologize.  Please feel free to email the goatamuse and tell us what you think of our stories and our writers.

                                                               Dr. Wizard 

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