Castles the Ultimate Safehouse
Since the begining of time. Even before caves there were castles. Most castles are natural occuring, rocks worn away by weather patterns for trillions of years. In time after cows evolved into man, people began to establish shacks near these marvels of nature. It was not until "Leo the Thinker" came up with the idea to use the castles for bathrooms, then later this idea evolved into using castles for homes.
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Castle Van Heim
This nature built massive fortress is found in egypt 3 miles from the pyramids. It is said this particualr castle was made when cows rules the lands 5 trillion years ago. |
Gonad Tower
Denounced by castle dwellers for its phallic shape Gonad Tower is located in Smith Wyoming. It boast a 2 beedroom 63 bathroom and 1 billard. |
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Castle GreySkull
The only well built castle in eternia Castle Grey Skull so well constructed had with stood multiple attacks from the evil skeletonian Skeletor. Shown here Castle GreySkull vommits on Skeletor. |
The Terror Drome
The only castle mad by men, this steel fortress built by Cobra has mutiple functions, but its primary function is to stage multiple attempts at taking over the world.
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Castle Leroy
This castle was originally inhabited by the Leroy family, but they were all killed in a freak lemonade incidnet in the early 1800's and now it is inhabited but a family of Eskimos. |
Actual Castle Tenant
Gilbert or Gilbby as his co-castletarians call him is the last living decendent of "Leo the Thinker". We tried to interview him, but when asked questions he simply stated "Talk to the hair." and belched.
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The Cider House
No there are no Rules. |
